Marisa's Christmas present this year is me, of course!

And if we throw Ichiro the tentacle into the mix as a bonus,

I'm positive this evening is gonna really heat up.

Peace on eaaarth...

Equality for aaall...

Yeah, we can use him for kindling.

What, you're not gonna take him?

Why the hell would I want a talking tentacle?

But I put my heart into this present!

I'm gonna pass on the tentacle, thanks.

Marisa, why are you being such a blockhead!

You need me to say it again?