The late night mood making Yuri-chan lose it about the most random conversations

Yuri-chan, if you whistle at night snakes will get in.

Ah, sorry ...although the one I heard is that burglars will get in.

Wait, why burglars?! I can see how snakes would be attracted to something that sounds like a flute, but burglars?! What is it about whistling that would pull them in? Do they have a whistling fetish or something?

Pfft!

...but that's the one I hear all the time.

But it has to be snakes no matter how you look at it! You don't get burglars going "Oh yeah, that's a good whistle right there♡ This house it is then!"

Pfff!

Besides, it doesn't matter which one it'll be in this situation, they'll be coming to my place either way, so could you stop whistling!

...okay, I'll just continue whistling to see which one ends up coming. Pewwwwww...♪

Stop it! What's with that sudden inquisitiveness boost?!