Say, Dad.

What's that you're eating?

Hm?

Oh, just sunflower seeds.

I heard major league players eat 'em all the time.

Huh.

Are they good?

These ones are salted, so they taste kinda like peanuts...

Hm?

Ooooooh, do you want to try one too, little guy?

*om*

*crunch*

*crunch*

*crunch*

*crunch*

*crunch*

*munch*

*stare*

They sure are crunchy.

Quit it.