Last Patrol

Corporal: "Hey Sarge, isn't the war already over last year? Why are we still patrolling this region?"

Sergeant: " Well~ Corporal, good question. Either someone forgot to send the memo to the enemies here or our boss missed his memo"

Corporal: " And why are our new uniform so flashy?"

Sergeant: " ... according to the boss, this is not to show off the army but to prevent our own guys from shooting each other"

Corporal: "Huh? Wouldn't that make it easier for the enemies to hit us?"

Sergeant: "In the words of the Captain, better get killed by the enemies then your own guys, and stopping asking questions!"

Corporal: "I see..."

Sergeant: "..."

Corporal: "... ... Sarge?"

Sergeant: "yes?"

Corporal: "you like dogs?"

Sergeant: "..."

Sergeant: "yes"