Something like... this?

Some...

I bought... a brand-new smartphone!

Okay! That Houshou-san over there!!!

Wha!?

Whaaa!?

Hah?

That's, like, super erotic, that.

It'd kill like 80% of the men out there.

Give us a radiant smile, would'ya!!!

A cream-someone's-pants level face.

R-18 hall of fame super lewd.

Wait, wha...

What do you two...?

And its selling point is the awesome camera it's got going on!