Gimme a glass of water! Thanks!

Ah, sure, one sec

You really gave me water?

What I meant was vodka!

Dumb bitch is as stupid as a fucking cabbage!

If you don't even know common monikers then you should be behind the counter! Ha!

I can't stand it anymore! What the hell! I just wanna peacefully open shop so why do I have to suffer these ruffians!

The job is already stressful without them! And now these cap yankees wanna cause trouble....

Well... When Russians say water they usually mean vodka, isn't that common knowledge...

If you're troublesome to host then just scram...

When the hell did you steal my gun?!

Wait Miss Springfield! Cool down!

Don't shoot me I didn't say anything blasphemous!

Wanna be a fuckin' smartass huh? You think I'm saying all this for shits and giggles? I want someone to come coax them!! Is this how you talk to a frustrated beauty??!!

Yeah, isn't this a little too late to be professing you care! Normally it's always me listening to others complain, what's wrong with me complaining for once?

If you'd shown some care for this depressed beauty wouldn't everything be fine now? You two mass produced farts are afraid of dying? Wanna become bonfire fuel, isn't that a great purposeful life?

Um, Miss Springfield... [becoming firewood] that's... T-Dolls can't really burn well

What the fuck she just say?!!

Huh? Uh, [become firewood] ?

NOT THAT LINE!!!

Uh... [Wanna be a fuckin' smartass]?

Yes! Why y'all some unempathetic, dumber than metal mass-produced hunks!

That's just rhetoric you understand? I have also beat Dark Souls so quit showing off like dumbasses!

I just wanna know... every time it's me comforting people, why doesn't anyone comfort me?

Even if it's just one person...

Er, Miss Springfield... I get the situation now, so can you first return the gun?

uweeh

Like Hell!

What did I talk so much for...