The bunker and silo both are rather dim... and she'd have been hopping mad after her tussle with Iowa, wouldn't she?

So both the military vodka and the borscht napalm were left on top of the desk... and then Gangut took the wrong one and put it in the warheads?

I see... at any rate, it would be good for you to reflect upon your trespassing into other people's rooms and your general attitude of wanting to outwit your own allies...

And I'd just feel terrible if all the blame for this incident were to fall on the Soviet ships.

Not noticing that the contents were wrong... it's perfectly understandable.

And so you outed yourself and lined up to get your punishment...

I feel that I, in fact, played a part in this whole horrible business.

While I may also do all kinds of underhanded acts, I do see this dorm as my beloved home.

I was examining some scheduled-for-destruction military vodka that I found inside the room.

Quite probably, yes.

But when Gangut and co. came back from being done in by the Americans faster than I expected, I hurriedly decamped...

I snuck into Gangut's underground bunker while the German-Soviet war was happening to do some intelligence-gathering.

Indeed.

That's a sudden confession.

That the warheads weren't borscht but vodka... it's my fault.

But you have to believe me... it wasn't on purpose!

As punishment, 30 days of only one hour of games per day.

MILITARY VODKA

BORSCHT NAPALM