LGM-30 Kai
MINUTEWOMAN
Mentos Geyser WarheadAh! Sorry! I knocked someth-...But if we were to fire at them from over here, they would undoubtedly retaliate, the missile making the East of the dorms a sticky mess with the blast of the cola bomb.Soviet Ships' Room, Secret Underground BunkerNothing but worthless prattle!The Union will never conquer the Foreign Ships' Dormitory without fighting the American fleet!I, too, wanted to wipe the smile off the faces of the American ships, with their constant interference in our southward advance... but...if it were to be used, the dorms would fall into chaos! It would be total war!...that was deployed as a deterrent when I was posted to this base.Совершенно*... that was my intention... and yet...
*Russian: QuietThe reason that you told me about this bunker and that was so that we could catch the American ships unawares, нет!?Why are you hesitating, Comrade Gangut!?US/SU Intercontinental Ballistic Water MissilesDETERRENTS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ACTUALLY USED!And losing their citadel would indeed deal a heavy blow to Iowa's lot.True, if we were to launch that... the ballistic missile, the West's treehouse would be flooded with piping-hot borscht, rendering their equipment useless.Even this bunker wouldn't be safe.R-7 Kai
Borscht Napalm Warhead
(Convention Violation)Comrade...
That's from the Imperial era...
But if we were to fire at them from over here, they would undoubtedly retaliate, the missile making the East of the dorms a sticky mess with the blast of the cola bomb.
Soviet Ships' Room, Secret Underground Bunker
Nothing but worthless prattle!
The Union will never conquer the Foreign Ships' Dormitory without fighting the American fleet!
I, too, wanted to wipe the smile off the faces of the American ships, with their constant interference in our southward advance... but...
if it were to be used, the dorms would fall into chaos! It would be total war!
...that was deployed as a deterrent when I was posted to this base.
Совершенно*... that was my intention... and yet...
*Russian: Quiet
The reason that you told me about this bunker and that was so that we could catch the American ships unawares, нет!?
And losing their citadel would indeed deal a heavy blow to Iowa's lot.
True, if we were to launch that... the ballistic missile, the West's treehouse would be flooded with piping-hot borscht, rendering their equipment useless.
Even this bunker wouldn't be safe.
R-7 Kai
Borscht Napalm Warhead
(Convention Violation)
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