The stupid frogs are hooning on the street down there.It certainly is a little annoying. However, this has not reached a level that affects daily lives. We need not concern ourselves with these motherless children...We must give these cocky frogs a lesson!
I'm desperately in need of some French-shaming!!Well, how do you plan on achieving that, milady? Punish hooning by joining the ranks of those hooning dogs?Um, Warspite? I don't think this ancient car can catch up to that sport compact of the frogs. It has no turbocharger, and it's a front-wheel drive...Precisely! It is time to display the glory of great old Blighty!Eh? Why do I have to get on as well?To read pace notes, of course. Have faith in our Black Tea Vertical Stabilizer. Let's set off on some French-shaming once you're ready! SWAP YOUR HIGH-HEELS OUT FIRST!!Are you trying to get to heaven, old hag!?Worry not! Have a look, Ark. Isn't this splendid?Don't step on the gas so abruptly...Hmm? Why is smoke coming out?I! WANNA! SHAME! KRAUTS!I just finished telling you...
This fossil of a car can't handle it...Pull up to the roadside, let's see if she can still run...Tsk, got caught with our skirts off by the krauts.Who's that... ?Hahahaha! These brits just suck!Ark! I have decided to not shame the French!Ah, finally done with these meaningless antics?Methinks you just want to have fun yourself. Go get yourself an Aston Martin first, then we'll talk.
The stupid frogs are hooning on the street down there.
It certainly is a little annoying. However, this has not reached a level that affects daily lives. We need not concern ourselves with these motherless children...
We must give these cocky frogs a lesson!
I'm desperately in need of some French-shaming!!
Well, how do you plan on achieving that, milady? Punish hooning by joining the ranks of those hooning dogs?
Um, Warspite? I don't think this ancient car can catch up to that sport compact of the frogs. It has no turbocharger, and it's a front-wheel drive...
Precisely! It is time to display the glory of great old Blighty!
Eh? Why do I have to get on as well?
To read pace notes, of course. Have faith in our Black Tea Vertical Stabilizer. Let's set off on some French-shaming once you're ready!
SWAP YOUR HIGH-HEELS OUT FIRST!!
Are you trying to get to heaven, old hag!?
Worry not! Have a look, Ark. Isn't this splendid?
Don't step on the gas so abruptly...
Hmm? Why is smoke coming out?
I! WANNA! SHAME! KRAUTS!
I just finished telling you...
This fossil of a car can't handle it...
Pull up to the roadside, let's see if she can still run...
Tsk, got caught with our skirts off by the krauts.
Who's that... ?
Hahahaha! These brits just suck!
Ark! I have decided to not shame the French!
Ah, finally done with these meaningless antics?
Methinks you just want to have fun yourself. Go get yourself an Aston Martin first, then we'll talk.
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