Don't tell me—

you wanted to look cool in front of a girl? Something like that?

I already told you why.

It's not like I did it for fun. I'd rather not be on the receiving end of a ship girl's attacks if I can help it.

First aid

Rather, how could I have a crush on some juvenile delinquent who sit up late at night guzzling alcohol.

Heh.

Not a bad line from someone who couldn't keep himself from ogling my breasts back then.

You perverted old man.

Sorry...

... Well, I certainly

didn't want things to get troublesome, but...