When is lights-out?Does this dorm have an ice-cream maker?Can I sleep with the light on at night?Wait, why are you making cup ramen!?Ah, sorry. Was a little peckish, so...And don't use the dorm's rulebook as a weight!I'll start with handing out the summary book of the dormitory rules.You girls better beat it into those heads of yours.It's a friggin' brick!No, I'm fine. Thank you.Right now, both the sign-up and first month's membership fees are half-off!That's all well and good, Bismarck, but why don't you join the tulip bulb sales club "Monte Oranje"?And I haven't even finished talking, so don't go butting in half-way like that.Just wait, I'll answer all your questions later...As if I even care!Welcome,My new compatriots.As an apology, I'll let you have a nice whiff of Koala-san's scent here.Nnn...I'm not great with the dark and all, so at least let me have a nightlight...My stomach is turning...In order for us all to have orderly co-habitation, every one of us must adhere to order.Stop canvassing for some shady network marketing scheme when you meet people for the first time, would you?You get paid according to how effective you are at selling through word of mouth!Can we get burgers in the mess?
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