... Boing, boing.

... Fufu, I can't talk because I'm a jiangshi.

Hm, what's that? I'm cute? Fufufu, thank you so much.

Well then, I'll wait for you to count to ten, so run like hell.

Jiangshi attack the living, after all.

Go on, run away. I'll suck your blood, you know?

Imperial Edict: Carry to save lives