Wai..What is this!?

Jan 1st

Dokkiri!? Dokkiri is a kind of Japanese TV show which trick other people with fake event and make fun of their reactions

Waaaaaaaa!! It's donation!!!

That's a looooooooot!!

Miss shrine maiden, look out!

It's huuuuuuurt

Ehehe

It hurts!! It's not a dream! It's not a DREAM!!!

Dre-

-it easy.... Yukkurisiteittene - Take it easy Yume - Dream Yume zya nai! - It's not a dream! *wakes up* Yu...kkurisiteittene...(a pun)

New Year's Day

Nhahahaha--

Nha--

Peta-great dream punchline there! It's just crammed full of fail, Reimu!!! (My sides are splitting!---) "Peta" I assume is the unit representing 10^15, like how giga is 10^9

Laughing early in the New Year must be good, ze!

Ahahaha---

One year's worth of gratitude, filled

Although about that dream you saw, I daresay this year you can do better than that, ze!! Good luck, Reimu!!!

*angry* Oh, really?