Ship × Panzer!

Pirates VS Pirates?

For those who lay hands on a pirate's property, we have them walk the plank to jump into shark-infested waters, or they're given a gun loaded with one round and left on a desert island...

...or we tie a cannon to their bootlaces and sink them in the briny...

...but!

Out of deference to Hostess Mamiya, I'll let this slide...so show her some gratitude!

That was a rough spot, huh...

You're too soft. Softer than a Runeberg torte.

Let us use this tasty-looking juice I received...

...to drink a toast to our victory.

Aww, if we must.

We heard that your water is free...

.... All we have to give your group is salt.