Shitty admiral, recently, underwear is being stolen from the destroyer dorms.

It's been happening a lot, so what do you have to say for yourself?

Hold on, why are you assuming I'm the culprit?

That shitty admiral didn't really admit to being the underwear thief.

Assuming the admiral was the culprit without any proof

Is kind of pitiable...

That's right! Master wouldn't steal panties.

Master negotiates and buys them from the destroyers directly. He wouldn't stoop to stealing.