Food will be provided if you require time to solve this.

Ablutions and such as well, should it take you more than a day.

"More than a day"?

Ye whippersnappers are underestimating the wisdom of age for a lolihag, are ye not.

...Oh?

...are you making a declaration? That you will solve the puzzle within three hours, perhaps?

Three minutes.

How foolhardy o' ye, to test the wisdom of a lolihag.

Gaze upon my works from yonder abode, ye mortals, and DESPAIR!

SWIFF...

DUN-DUN!!