You seem to be gaining quite a bit of popularity as an amanojaku, but compared to me you've still got a ways to go.

This morning I spread some Gohan Desu Yo! on bread and ate it lol. A famous brand of seaweed paste, usually put on rice.

Even though I wasn't a missing child, I went to the missing child center lol.

There was a ban on reading while standing in the bookstore, so I just read Forbidden Scrollery while sitting down lol.

Aaah? Well yer a real piece of work, aren't ya?

Oi oi...that ain't no laughin' matter...