UMP9, back home and reporting for duty!

Your family has grown! Good job, Kommandant! Parody of Yatta ne Tae-chan

Hello, everyoOOone! Riffing off Kizuna AI's trademark greeting.

I am M1895, your blonde loli babushka of a T-Doll Youtuber, yes indeeeed! "Blonde -noja loli", riffing off Virtual Noja Loli Kitsune-musume Youtuber Ojisan. Note that Nagant also uses 'noja' as a copula in her game lines. Like Teetoku and Shiki.

Today, I shall be undertaking a Let's Play of Detroit: Become Human, daaaaa!

Wha'cha doin' there?

Budget is tight for our division, so... We're hoping that we could strike it rich and recover from the brink with this YouTuber dealie...

Desperately out of ideas, you mean?

Ugh, now that it has come to this, I have no choice but to do a livecam striptease... ulp.

Why, o cruel world! Whyyyy! Riffing off a line from Virtual Noja Loli Kitsune-musume Youtuber Ojisan.

Just earn the money by fighting.