HOLY CRAaAaAAAP! What is this, holy crap! The nice smell and the softness and getting wrapped around all over, this is like a party night of getting cosied and babied! I'm getting born! I'm getting born from this person right here right NOoOOW!

Wait, this can't be good! If I'm getting this kind of service for free, just what could possibly......! Ah! Amazing! Oh! NYOooOO, I'll come...... Ah, crap! Wait, seriously...... Oi! OOoOOOINK!!!

Calm down.