Not really. Sure I can.

If someone asks me that then I'll answer "Whoever is closest to the shore".

Shore?

They're drowning in a river right?

It's easier to save the one near the shore.

You're the type that hates troublesome things...

That's not what they're asking though.

Ah, but

The "closer one" thing

so the answer is basically "the one who's closer to me at the time", right?

What is this?

So which is it actually?

In that case

Even if I were to be able to find a lover

I

will choose the one who is closer to me...