Why did my room turn into a bamboo forest?

Allow me to explain.

"If you want bamboo shoots, first plant bamboo." (I don't think it's a real proverb, but it's patterned on 将を射んと欲すればまず馬を射よ)

It isn't tanabata yet, though.

And so, here we are.

Right.

"As my tanabata wish, I want lots of bamboo shoots", you said.

I get it already, please restore my room to how it was.

Such an unrealistic wish you should write on a tanzaku.

So we thought to use the power of science to make the wish come true a little bit in advance.

Quick-growing Astro Moso Bamboo

Bamboo