Commaaaaaaander! It's Father's Day, so I'm giving you this coupon that lets you ask me to do anything you want.

Massaging, cleaning, even cooking... I'll do anything, okay.

Admiral, it's Father's Day, so I shall be gifting you this coupon that lets you ask me for any favor you want.

Massaging, then cleaning up and body sushi.... even cooking... please, ask for anything you wish.