What do you even want me to do as your wife?

Oh, lots of things!

Have you make me miso soup in the morning,

and have you give me ear cleans with a lap pillow !

And a kiss before I go to sleep, and to sleep together with me and stuff, yeah?

I do make you breakfast.

And when you can't sleep at night, I let you sleep together with me, right? The kiss is just on your forehead, though.

Yamashiro, are you okay? Even I'd like to have a lap-pillow ear-cleaning.

And with that ear cleans with lap pillows - you throw such a tantrum that I just give it to you anyway.