Ah...this is bad!

I gotta rub my eyes....they are so itchy!!

My eyes are glued shut like the burial chamber door of a pyramid!

It...it's overflowing!

My snot is overflowing like the turbid waves of the flooding River Nile!

I can't take it anymore...all of these...ahhh!!

Useless! I am a useless Pharaoh!!

Hahahahahahaha!!