Why don'cha tell me what you did last night.

And look me in the fuckin' eyes when you do.

Yea, like... umm.

I went drinking with the usual guys to karaoke and stuff,

And we were like taking about how we should go to this like totally creepy abandoned hospital and stuff...

L-Like a test of courage, or something?

It's like this every fucking time with you! Do you have candy instead of brains?

You lookin' to get killed you dumb bitch?

Like, I had to! You just gotta like go with the flow!

So like I'm totally haunted tho, aren't I!?

I knew something was up! The TV kept turning itself on ever since I got home!

Help me out heeere! I'll buy you dinner, 'kay!?

Tch.

Omigosh thanks you're the best I love you!

I ain't said anythin' yet.