Hey, you ask anything from Santa this year?

Santa? I'm not a kid anymore, you know.

I'm joking. I mean, hypothetically.

Hm...I guess a new set of spiked shoes or an enamel bag would be nice.

You don't really dream big do you? That's stuff you can just buy yourself.

Then, what does senpai want for Christmas?

Me? It'll probably be...

a boyfriend, maybe?

Like hell, right? I think that's out of Santa's abilities.