When I make her come as an example of how to do it, she just falls right asleep after.

You-you don't have to say that in public!

I taught her the basics, but she's not getting any better.

Ha ha ha! It's fine! It's a great topic for a girls gathering!

And yesterday she started reading me a book on technique out of the blue!

Haha! Say, Altera, isn't that what you'd call a killjoy?

That's...if I'm going to do it, I want to be able to do it properly!

Figure it out before coming to bed!

Uuu...

I can't really say anything here...Altera's duty as a wife would be to hear her complaints properly.

If it turns into a real fight, this foxy wife will intercede...