NO! Instead of this brainless brute of a woman,

I'm far more suited to be the older one, don't you think?

So I get to be the middle child, and my adult self gets to be the youngest.

And that's completely logical!

That's it! You're done pissing me off!

Who did you get that shitty attitude from, you runt!?

Haven't you considered yourself as the source!?

How disgraceful.

You're just the textbook negative example.