Bwa ha ha!

And they lived happily ever after.

I'm free!

I walk the earth once more!

*pow*

Hurray!

Okay, then for my request...

I want you to be my wife.

*gasp*

Oh, you're a girl?

You're okay with someone like me?!

There aren't any girls in my village.

The End

Wow, you have less self-esteem than I was expecting.