Sensei.

Do you have a boyfriend?

A boyfriend?

I never had a boyfriend.

Pfft!

Seriously?

Seriously.

You're this old, and never had one?

Never.

Kyahahah!

Poor you!

I bet all you ever focused was studying, so you never had one, right!

Don't laugh.

If I was a boy.

I'd go out with you in a heart beat, Sensei.