Waaaaaah! Ryuuko-chan, I've been looking for you!

Um... I know we look similar but you've got the wrong person...

Eh? But with those iconic bangs

and the appearing in front of others dressed like a female pervert in that embarrassing outfit you must be Ryuuko-chan?

I'm not.

Is she all right in the head?

Oh, so you are someone else... Sorry, sorry. I thought your boobs were smaller than Ryuuko-chan's anyway.

Can I hit her?