If I just obediently show it to him like this.

Huh!?

Oh, that's fucking weird!! Gross!!

That's it, I'm calling you fucking "otaku 4 eyes" from now on!!

If I lie and tell him I don't collect anything.

Huh!?

I-... I don't collect that shit either!!

That picture just now was just some kind of a mistake!!!

Mine is something like this.