Ingredients

Nori

Sushi Rice

Soy Sauce

Smoked Salmon

First gently roll the rice in the nori...

Damn it! You've ruined it! You're always like this.

This sushi is the same as your life. You do nothing but fail.

So you're a Friend who's not very good with their hands.

Let's look it up at the library! Surely we'll find something you're good at!