This is the latest tale from Professor Charles M. Church, the authority in the area of education of wild children.

This child was found in a certain location in Lithuania, raised by wild pigs. Will I be able, through education, to produce an upstanding member of society?

Training to walk on two feet.

Training to speak words.

Using the Professor's deluxe punishment bag for punishment.

Training to pick out things that are good to eat.

And then 7 months later... The successful debut into society!

Professor, I believe that child was a boy...

Yes, and..?

My hobbies are embroidery and reading.