Dio, here's your treat.

They ran out of sasami, so you're going to have to deal with the crunchy kind today.

You fool!!

I, Dio, specifically commanded you to nourish me with the plentiful protein of sasami!

Uwah, he looks pretty upset...

I must punish you for this insolence!

Now choose: rock, scissor, paper. Which one will you take?

Every choice leads to a living hell for you!

Uh...huh...? Then, paper, I guess?

Take this!

Ahahaha! That tickles, Dio~