N- NO... I don't understand I don't want to hear anything about you eating my tights!

Why do you want to eat my tights? You can't eat those!

WAIT!

What the heck are you guys doing with the tights I gave to you!

Eh... What are we doing with them, you say..

Obviously we're making a stew with them.

they were cold so we thought we'd heat them up and eat them.

Don't say that kind of thing, because you have staple food that you can eat!