....Spidey?

Shut up.

Oh, uhh, can I get an autograph!?

Autograph!?

I didn't think my brand recognition extended to Japan... Maybe it's because my movie's coming out soon!

I heard you knew him!

Yeah I guess I do, but,

What about my autograph?

You're not exactly the kind of hero I'm trying to become...

Yeah.

Don't "yeah" me.

I feel like I'm being asked to deliver a love letter.

Oh, and Wolveri--

Oh, and Captain America, and Iron Man, and Superma... wait, I guess that's the wrong wrong company.

And Daredevil and Ant-Man and...

Jump protagonists nowadays just insult people to their face with sparkly eyes, huh?

What are you talking about!!

Aaah, even though the cover looks like an American comic, it's not an American comic at all. It's a cover for a fake manga.