I'm Canadian.

Sazanami-chan, I was told that Fridays are curry and stuff... What's this muddy mess all about?

It's not something that you'd have seen often Master, what with being American. That's Japanese curry, you see.

Woah! That's some dirty talk there.

How's it taste?

Hrmrhmhm... This here's... It's pretty...

Why'd the background go all space cat?

Sushi, Ramen, Curry - All delicious! Nippon is the Best!

But, I won't pull back! Men are guts! No matter what, you just gotta try it!

I get that, but this it totes different from the Curry that I know.

This is what would surprise even an Indian? This?

It's that so-called 'Scene in my Heart' dealie. And besides, kitties are cute~

Full-body tights, mask, lots of weird-ass words and actions - and that messed-up skin... It's a bit late, but he's really suspicious...

...I wanna hear about his personal history...

It's the best we'll get outside of a sudden yakuza or ninja assault.