Hey, why don't you put a heart-mark in one of your texts to me?

That's unnecessary, isn't it?

Why don't you do it?

Yeah, maybe you're right. I'll try it.

...but who should I send the text to?

Wha, seriously?

If you put a heart-mark in a text, it'd be simply disgusting.

A pitiable situation for whomever you sent it to.

So I guess instead I'll have to take that burden on myself.

So, make sure you only put heart-marks in texts you're sending to me.

Leader's orders