Looky here, Joseph!

It's Superman!

I heard they were selling these as Japanese merchandise! I knew you'd like it, so I bought it for you.

They had it in different colors, but I think this is the one that fits you the best.

...I won't wear that!

Ah... I, I see... JoJo's not a child anymore... I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking straight...

You sure weren't. You don't get it at all, Uncle Speedwagon.

Don't you know?