初めての方ははじめまして。いつもの方はお久しぶり。ポテサラのリンゴは認める派の私です。

今回は久しぶりの4コマ以外で、妖夢がお相手でございます。
真面目で礼儀正しいものの、要領が悪くおっちょこちょいな可愛い娘さん。これで剣豪というギャップもまたたまらんという、個人的にはフェチの塊のような子でございます。やはりZUNさんは判っていらっしゃる…！
もちろん、オチはしっかり報われないお約束。君の涙目が見たいのだよ…。

独自解釈にご都合設定、さらにはほんのり霖カプ要素が含まれますので、閲覧の際はご注意を。

To the first-timers, nice to meet you. To all the regulars, it's been a while. It's yours truly, of the faction that approves of apples in potato salad.

This time, for the first time in ages outside of the strip format, he deals with Youmu. She's a cute girl, diligent and courteous, though she's also clumsy and scatterbrained. Together with that irresistible gap between this and being a master fencer, she's like a lump of my personal fetishes. ZUN-san really does understand me...!

Naturally, the punch line firmly fails to reward, as is typical. I want to see your teary eyes...

This story includes my own peculiar interpretations and set-ups for circumstances, and a little bit of Rinnosuke-coupling besides, so please take note of this when reading.