What's soft and covered in skin when small, and becomes hard when big?A banana!Wrong!Huuuh? Not going to give a matter-of-fact answer as you always dooo? This should've been a piece of cake for a proper lady!Urk... I-I don't know...Hurry up!Okay, thirty seconds has paaassed! What's the matter, Akatsuki? Are you actually an adult lady?Hurry up already!Now cut to the cha... huh, Akatsuki?Waaaaah! I dunnoooo!Eh!?WAAAAAAAHS-Sorry for teasing you! T-The answer is a bamboo shoot!(Ikazuchi)Ah, erm... Ikazuchi, I've a request to make...Eh? What is it?Erm... I need that thingy which gets harder when H'ed.Could you lend one to me?Eh, eeeh? Harder when H'ed?T-That would be a man's d-di-di-di-dic...Hurry up!It's that thing. That!A pencil!Let's test if Akatsuki is really a lady...Akatsuki, what's thiiiiiis?Heh heh heh...W-What's with that cheeky smile, huh?I know what that is. I've even used one before.I've used a few that were in Commander's room the last time.Eh!?Eh!?That's a water bottle! It can even store up to one liter of water, and does it well!You use it when you lose your usual water bottle in battle.Riddle me this! I spit out a white and slimy substance when I'm skinned and scrubbed. What am I?You're up, Hibiki!Eh?E-Erm...S-Skinned? And by scrub does she mean... it has to be that thing attached to men, right?White... and s-s-sli-slimy...Spe—Spe—Spe—Sper—Mountain yam!Riddle me thiiis!That sure is a bolt out of the blue.RiddlesI have people tangled in a fierce embrace,...but it all ends when something comes out♥! What am I?That's a rather naughty riddle.It's too embarrassing to answer that.I got it!Sumo!
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