Listen up! The Gate Guard is there in the kitchen!

She sliced and diced me with a huge Chinese knife!

How lucky you are to get on such a rare occasion!

W-What’s the matter?

Right now! I’m being tossed into a wok!

Incredible! The hot oil and hishio are tangling around me! hishio = paste similar to miso made from koji mold and salt water. The watery mash left over from making soy sauce

The iron wok complements it smoothly, as if it’s natural!

Fantascic! This is fantasciiiiiic! Slurring

Mn….mnggh.