名前呼んでも反応しないくせに、猫缶あける音にはすんごい敏感
もういっそ「ぱきゃ」に改名してやろうかお前…

For someone who won't respond when their name is called, you sure are sensitive to the sound of a cat food can opening. Maybe I should just change your name to "Pchap", you little...