Regarding the creation of the live air commentary of the fictional anime adaptation of "The Intrigues of Haruhi Suzumiya"

I feel some explanation is in order.

The intent was to take the as of yet unadapted original work

and just have some fun by running live air commentary for a number of episodes, each over a 24 minute span, as though it had been adapted into an anime.

I'm attempting a level of realism that would fool anyone who may be looking at the timeline.

The Intrigues of Haruhi Suzumiya is comprised of seven chapters in all

"Intrigue 1" (Original first chapter plus a portion of the prologue) "Intrigue 2" (Original chapter 2) "Intrigue 3" (Original chapter 3) "Intrigue 4" (Original chapter 4) "Intrigue 5" (Original chapter 5) "Intrigue 6" (Original chapter 6) "Intrigue 7" (Original chapter 7 plus the epilogue)

These were divided into seven episodes.

However, this is where a problem arises.

For example, chapter 3, which is equivalent to "Intrigue 3," is 62 pages.

It would be impossible to read this in a mere 24 minutes.

It is possible.

Alas, not for an ordinary human.

And assuming each chapter could be read in 24 minutes

One would also have to imagine what an anime adaptation would look like while reading

while also simultaneously live-tweeting.

No man on earth could accomplish such a task.

They're airing Season 3!?