You'll die.

I shall slide from the top of the mountain to the foot with this cardboard!

But Morikawa-kun #2 is taking a siesta right now...

Please go play with Morikawa-kun #2 quietly.

No, no, just having her show a sample for advertising purposes.

Sample?

And anyway, the cardboard's probably gonna get all torn up on the way down.

If you get it, please stop.