It's super-slidey!

Isn't that a foul?

That's even more wrong.

If I'm found out, I'll pass it off as hyperhidrosis! (excess sweating disorder)

And, for this race I thought I'd get some sponsorship, so I approached Shameimaru-san with a plan in hand.

You're getting oil on the floor.

"That seems interesting, so please do slide!" she said!

Isn't that a roundabout way of declining to help?