Anyway, are your boobs or something else touching me? I can't feel anything.

Anyway, are your boobs or something else touching me? I can't feel anything.

Shut up!

I already told you to ignore things like size and shape when talking to yourself!

I already told you to ignore things like size and shape when talking to yourself!

What, you have some sort of a boob trauma?

... Shit happened.

... Shit happened.

Isn't that a bit hypocritical?

You're the one who told me to ignore it but you're worried about it the most here!

Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Waaaaaiiitt!!!

I'm actually a guy so I know everything about your body already!

But you don't know about my body!

That's exactly why you shouldn't worry about it! That's not your actual body so it doesn't matter what happens to it, does it?

No! You're going to be disappointed!

No! You're going to be disappointed!

This body's going to disappoint you!

I won't!

I said I won't be disappointed.

I said I won't be disappointed.

Oh really?

Yeah really.

What am I going to do about this situation