I finally found you.

You are a rare sight in this forest.

There's no way I would like to come to this damp and humid place.

Recently there's a gigantic monster appearing at the forest. This incident is your doing, isn't it?

Recently there's a gigantic monster appearing at the forest. This incident is your doing, isn't it?

At the forest...? I'm sorry, but this has no relation to me, and neither am I interested.

Well, looks like I have to use simpler methods to get it through to you.

I'll defeat you quickly and have you confess everything! Yes, "confess" does have a double meaning here, like its English equivalent.

And I'll have you be my wife as well!

And I'll have you be my wife as well!

Why should I?!

I don't give a damn about the incident any longer,

I don't give a damn about the incident any longer,

So marry me, Alice!

That doesn't make sense at all!!!

Ooiri x3 Lit: Full House (of Guests). It was a common practice for entertainment houses (theatres and the like) to pay their employees a bonus (read: cash) if they manage to get a full house. The characters for Ooiri, 大入り, is thus written in front of the envelopes containing their bonus money. Rather fitting choice of words for Reimu's charms.