It's been bugging me a little.

Do you think Stroheim still has a dick?

Why're you saying that now!?

Think about it though. Doesn't it make you wonder? It's life or death for a man to lose it!

The whole lower half of his body was blown off so...

Hmph! You mean it's a problem for virgins like you.

Besides, he's in the military. He's got no time to be playing with women on the job.

This really the time and place to be saying that?

I-I-I ain't no virgin!

Ah! ...But, still! Think about it rationally, and it has to suck without it, right!?

You two... You would be petty to talk behind my back about what you don't know about?

Very well! I shall sate your curiousity!!

My body is the product of the most advanced technology of the Germans

and my pride!!

Zip